craigslist in space

the well known apartment hunting service craigslist is being beamed into space. awesome. Here is my take on it
As soon as this message was intercepted, residents of the giant planet circling the death star put off plans to invade earth. "A 1-bedroom apartment in NY costs more than 1200 bucks. holy shit. we can do much better on a larger planet" said one of its 700 foot tall residents. so they have decided to invade jupiter instead. never mind that its all gas. or the fact that it is shit cold most of the time.

seriously, we as a species need better things to do. maybe we should start building mad killer robots. we can wage war against them and not even feel guilty about zapping a few. two problems solved in one stroke: no more boredom and no more guilt over war.