mounds of shit, exit polls, staff 2001

if the world is a freak show and we all are patrons, americans and those living here have the front seat. here is a chronicle of what american newspapers carried today morning

1. there is a 2000 ton pile of cowdung that is smoldering somewhere in the great middle of this country. its been smoking for a month or two and lots of fire stations have given up trying to tame this beast (or beast poop if you might). how does so much get in 1 place? there are these large feeding farms where cattlemen send their animals to fatten before you know what. so each of these farms produces 54 tons of shit each day. do the math. these guys need gobar gas plants big time.

2. here's a witty line carried by some offbeat newspaper. "Exit polls in Iraq are most likely to be invalid because the voters will be running too fast"

3. Cheney. Ya the one with a lesbian daughter. He attended the Auschwitz-Birkenau liberation anniversary. He managed to get controversial even there. He turned up dressed in something even a grad student wont wear on a date. He wears a parka (with his name embroidered on it of course) , hiking boots and a monkey cap with Staff 2001 printed on it. Everyone else was in formal suits and boots. I dont blame the bastard (-:

And finally, go to ifilm.com. The top rated video now is a clip from inaugration day Fox News. Some newscaster flips when here guest questions the correctness of having a lavish inaugration.